There was a list of funny ways to save
money on a
"frugal living" website. They weren't necessarily meant to be funny,
but were gleaned from real suggestions sent in. Some cheapskates don't
seem to notice that an extra hour at work might put them further ahead
than many hours of penny-pinching.
The following are
real suggestions, and then there are some funny ways to save money that
you really shouldn't try.
Funny Ways To Save
Money - The Real Suggestions
One
person suggested ways to save money on weddings that included picking
up the leftover flowers at a cemetery. I'm not sue how you can tell
which are "leftovers."
Another creative penny pincher
found a way
to save money on a car wash. He washed his entire car using the
squeegee at the gas station.
A woman confessed that
she has the
kids stuff their pockets with the free ketchup, salt and other
condiment packets every time they were in a fast food restaurant.
That's not all, though. She actually had the kids squeeze ketchup and
mustard from the packets into regular jars of ketchup and mustard, and
claims she hasn't bought these condiments in years.
To
save money
on an umbrella, one man suggests going to the lost and found department
of any large public library. Tell them you lost a black umbrella. They
will have several, from which you can pick the best one and claim it as
your own.
Call people long-distance when you know
they won't be
home. Leave a message for them to call. That way, they pay for the
long-distance call.
Funny Ways To Save Money
- Don't Try This At Home
Don't
pay baby sitters! Get young couples who are thinking about having kids
to "rent" yours for the evening. They get to see what it will be like,
and you can get paid instead of paying for sitters.
Turn
off the TV and all the lights to save electricity. Tell the kids it's a
game of hide-and-seek.
Train your dog to beg for food
from strangers, so you won't have to buy dog food.
Rub
pine needles under your arms instead of buying deodorant.
Take
extra napkins from fast food restaurants to save on toilet paper.
Borrow
your neighbors toothbrush instead of buying your own.
If
I write a book on ways to save money, funny or not, will I make much in
sales, or will everyone take my suggestion and borrow it from the
library instead of buying it?